Colon Bowel slams Bush's attempt to suborn Congress
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): Former US Secretary of State General Colon Bowel has slammed his former boss George Bush's efforts to blackmail the Senate to vote-in continued Guantanamo Bay's IRA-style internment for beardie Taleban sma...
Read full storyDubai's McTomb raider accused of slavery
Miami, Florida - (Associated Mess): Dubai's ultra-dodgy horse racing fanatic ruler Shaikh Mohammed McTomb is being sued in the Florida courts accused of enslaving thousands of pre-pubescent camel jockeys in a bid to satisfy his lust for desert r...
Read full storyPope Insults Islam in Germany
BAVARIA (Reuters) -- Pope Benedict has deeply offended Islam and harmed worldwide religious harmony according to government and religious leaders in the world's most populous Muslim countries, Indonesia and Pakistan.
Read full storyBush Announces Outsourcing of US Supreme Court
George Bush announced, on Tuesday, that, in an era of high budget deficits, it will be necessary to take drastic steps to cut costs. The first step in reducing government spending, will be to outsource all judicial functions of the Supreme Court...
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