
Marshal Dillon To Run Amuck Halloween?
(QnewZ) - Quick .. on the left? James Arness, Gunsmoke's Matt Dillon still alive and kicking at 83. On the right? Marshal Dillon's wife of 780 years, who knows, time gets lost in a bottle when you're dealing with that many candles on a birthday cake. Scary stuff all this especially with Halloween coming up. Looks like 6 foot 7 Marshal Dillon's about to hea...
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Kenny Rogers Lets It All Hang Out
Busch Stadium, St. Louee Loueye, Oh. Woe. - Detroit Tiger pitcher Kenny Rogers has been sent to the showers earlier than he wanted when the St. Louis Cardinals beat his team-mates four games to one.
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Britney Spears Making Whoopee
MTV Land, Hollywood, California---Britney Spears is promising anyone who will listen and even some who won't that she is planning to return to her first love, making babies.
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Young Boy Marooned After Hit and Run Bicycle Accident
A local 4th grader was found alone early this afternoon in an abandoned winery north of Castle Rock. Little Scotty Parker was famished when he was located by police, who had been searching all night for the boy.
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Producers hail 'ultimate reality show'
ITV chiefs have hailed their discovery of what they claim will be the ultimate reality show.
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Man attacked for saying "I like kids but I couldn't eat a whole one"
Wiltshire, UK - Ted Brown, known locally as "Ed", was brutally attacked outside his home on the morning of October 29th, just minutes after walking their family dog named (for reasons unknown) Cat. It is the latest in a series of very thinl...
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International Space Station Crew Chastised for 'Messing Around'
Miles High -- Today, the three-man crew of ISS was severely chastised for juvenile behavior, complete with threats by Houston to send "adults up there in about one minute."...
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