Jungle Antics Hide Secret Sorrows
Top ITV hit 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' is tonight tottering on the brink of coming off the rails and all turning to shit.
Read full storyKatie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.
(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes". The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn't snapped a pi...
Read full storyAnn Coulter Calls For The Death Of Ann Coulter?
(Washington, D.C.) Has Ann Coulter lost it? In her most recent column, Ann Coulter writes, "When I read some of the things I've written, I cringe. A principled, right wing, committed person of good conscious, not to mention modest, such as m...
Read full storyMove Right Up Inside Please
It's all change at Walthamstow Bus Garage for driver Harry Dawkins, as any day now he's going to park the No. 45 for the last time. Septuagenarian Harry (81) has worked for the bus company since leaving school in 1940 and during that time he&...
Read full storyRap Star In Hot Water
Rap sensation Poop Doddy was last night at the centre of a storm that was blowing a gale like a good'un.
Read full storyPope fired for wearing a cross at work
The Christian world was shocked to its religious roots, today, when the Catholic Church announced that Pope Benedict XVI had been sacked for wearing a cross at work. The Pope had apparently been warned before that the likely consequence of his blatan...
Read full storyHighway Robbery
The Spoof's undercover reporter Jason Skulker has today broken his cover to reveal details of the latest assignment that he has been working on.
Read full storyOJ Simpson to Host Murderer Series After Book and TV Interview Plan Dropped
NEW YORK (AP) - After Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. abandoned plans on Monday to publish a book and air a two-part interview with OJ Simpson, it is rumored that Simpson will instead host a 20-part Fox TV series examining the careers of "some o...
Read full storyAwesome Jupiter to wreak Thanksgiving havoc for Panspermia's Cult of the Snake
Constellation of Sagittarius, Southern Hemisphere/Milky Way - (ReuterUs): They came at the dawn of time from the arsehole end of the universe, the Constellation of Ophiuchus - also known as Serpentarius - which gave them their adopted name of the Cul...
Read full storyChews Company for Fergie
Hard, no-nonsense football manager Alex Ferguson is reported to be in negotiations with the manufacturers of Wrigley's chewing gum to land a major six-figure endorsement deal.
Read full storyBarmy Bush Blasts Builder Bob
White House aides are in a state of shock over comments President Bush has made about UK kiddies TV icon Bob the Builder.
Read full storyHarangue M'Lord
Filthy rich society wide-boy Lord Garth Folderolop was this morning languishing in a London Police cell.
Read full storyIsrael Becomes Islamic Nation
TEL AVIV (Reuters)-- Widespread criticism of Israel in the Arab and Islamic world eased dramatically on Tuesday when Israel's Prime Minister Ehud Olmert declared that Israel "was now an Islamic nation."...
Read full storySeinfeld Actor Michael Richards Utters "N" Word, Oxford Dictionaries Investigate
OXFORD, England - Editors at the Oxford Dictionary of English worked late into the night all weekend to determine definitively what "N" word former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards said during a performance last Friday.
Read full storyFollow That Camel
An astonishing claim is being made this morning by Aberdeen butcher, Bill Banger. He tells the Spoof that he believes the sawdust that's sprinkled on his shop floor is possessed by the spirit of Lawrence of Arabia.
Read full storyColumbia University Sawdust Head Cover-Up Linked to Department of Justice
Reporters have learned that Columbia University has been stonewalling efforts to learn more about the Sawdust Head phenomenon due to pressure from government agencies including the Department of Justice.
Read full storySenfeld: "I'm sorry for what Kramer said but don't lynch him just yet!"
Jerry Seinfield, on-screen neighbor of Kramer (Micheal Richards) told Seinfeld fans after Richards (Kramer) 'went plum looney' in a comedy club and all but donned a KKK robe and burned a cross in the middle of the comedy club singing KUNTE KI...
Read full storyParis Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens
BALTIMORE, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, BOSTON -- (MAY 3, 2007) Baseball met bedlam in Baltimore yesterday as the Oriels beat the Red Sox 2-0 while a mob torched eight square blocks of row houses near Fells Point, about two miles from Camden yards stadiu...
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