Barrister Wigs May Make a Trans-Atlantic Voyage
Wash., D. C. -- As English barristers debate whether to continue the centuries-old tradition of wearing horsehair wigs in court, their American counterparts are considering the adoption of this tradition in the United States. There was reaction on...
Read full storyAnother ossified Bonesman for CIA crunch job
Washington DC, Tuesday 9 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): In yet another act of unparalleled congenital stupidity, US President George Bush Junior has announced the appointment of wily old wiretapping military spook and former fellow Skull 'N'...
Read full storyShreds Crisis hits Government
Controversy returned quite literally to the heads of the UK government last night. Several members of the Cabinet are reported to have fallen victim to a mystery condition known as cropped head syndrome. Leading Paparazzi photographer, Leonard "Lo...
Read full storyPresident Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Early this morning, President Bush, Karl Rove and other aides took turns holding lit matches to the Constitution. After the Constitution burned up, the fire quickly spread and the White House is now burning to the ground. Administ...
Read full storyWhite House Calls for Renewed Negotiations with Boston College.
Earlier this week, numerous faculty members at Boston College, including members of the theology department signed a petition demanding that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not receive an honorary degree for speaking at that school's commencement...
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