David Blaine To Attempt To Break World Record For Most Failed Suicide Attempts In One Week
American illusionist David Blaine has announced he will attempt to set a new world record for most failed suicide attempts in the space of one week. The news comes on the back of his failure one week ago to break the world record for longest time spe...
Read full storyIllegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace
London, Friday 19 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): One of the worst cases of an illegal immigrant working in the UK after release from prison - and successfully evading deportation back to Siberian salt-mine homelands by using a loophole in the Inhuma...
Read full storyXena Tipped to be Next Dr Who
Lucy Lawless, star of the cult series ‘Xena: Warrior Princess', is the hot favourite to take over the Tardis and become the first ever female Dr Who.
Read full storyForeign Office Minister Outed as Illegal Immigrant
The Government has been hurled into chaos with the astonishing revelation that a junior Foreign Office Minister is an illegal immigrant.
Read full storyGibson announces "Day of the Decider"
Mel gibson is no stranger to controversy. His "Passion of the Christ" titillated the sacred sensitivities of the S and M subcult of contemporary corporate Christianity's core. And they turned out in astonishing numbers. A squeamish libe...
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