Halliburton Fires C.I.A. Chief
Holy cow! Stop the presses. Why did Porter Goss head of C.I.A. and member of the Bush White House get fired? This is the first time anyone is made to walk the plank, and to paraphrase a song title in the Mel Brooks musical The Producers, "Where...
Read full storyNew Reality Show to Replace Traditional Presidential Election
LOS ANGELES, CA - In an unprecedented collaboration, the United States government has signed on with FOX, Simon Cowell and the producers of American Idol to create a new reality show to find the next President of the United States.
Read full storyPutin Coughs Up Cash For Kids
No, he isn't "buying" kids. Not exactly. Faced with the problem of declining birth rates in Russia, Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation, announced that the government will provide cash incentives for couples to have ba...
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