
Dark Satanic Mills investigation probes Culture of Deceit
Rome, Italy - Tuesday 7 March 2006 - (Rioters): The Rome office of the chief Public Prosecutor in charge of the God's Banker's Dodgy Taxation Lawyer investigation issued a series of terse statements today following increasing speculation in...
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Sadam considering legal action against Osama Bin Laden over Bush Jibe.
Former President of Iraq Sadam Hussain was in tears last night as details of latest audiotaped message from al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden was leaked to him by a friendly American GI. In the tape Osama compared Bush to Sadam Hussain and called both o...
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Bush Promises Free Lunches For All
Washington, D.C. -- Reversing a longstanding metaphor from economics, George W. Bush, on Friday, said that there actually is such a thing as a free lunch. Under his economic plan, nobody has to pay taxes, our nation doesn't have to export an...
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