Iraq / Viet Nam War Drags On
Salah Ad-Din / Quang Tri Province (AP) -- Early this morning elements of the United States 101st Airborne Division's 3rd Brigade Combat Team and the Iraqi / ARVN Army's 1st Brigade attacked various Iraqi insurgent / Viet Cong positions during...
Read full storyPentagon Plans "Cyberbug" Warrior and Spy Army
THE PENTAGON--The Pentagon's defense scientists are busy trying to harness insects to create an army of "cyberbugs" that can be remotely controlled by the military to attack the many enemies of America, as well as locate explosives and relay spy...
Read full storySatan Changes PR Company
Hewson, Mathias and Welling have been dropped by Satan as PR representatives, we can exclusively reveal. For sometime now, the evil brand has been shown in a bad light, with rumours of people being prodded by pitchforks and even suffering burns in the eternal fires during their stays. But, as CEO Satan himself announced yesterday, now they have had enough. “We cannot go on putting up with...
Read full storyRepublican Party to President Bush: "It's not you, it's me"
WASHINGTON DC - Early Monday morning, the Republican Party dumped President Bush by leaving a short voice mail on his Oval Office phone line.
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