Brangelina To Adopt Jennifer Aniston
Learning that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were planning to adopt another child, Jennifer Aniston announced her availability. Since Ms. Aniston's film career consistently appears to collide with, and overshadowed by, Angelina's more provocat...
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Chavvies, townies, scroats, dillholes, kevs, neds, scallies, pikies, hardos” and “jippos”… these are just a few of the names of which the scum of the earth have acquired over the years in many different cities, towns and villages in this “marvellous” country that we inhabit. These non-educated delinquent, drop-outs have only obtained these names through their fecklessness, mindless violence and BA...
Read full storyFraternal Twin Towers Selected
New York -- Nearly five years after the Twin Towers fell, a group calling themselves The Heart and Soul Committee announced today that they have selected the two buildings to be named what they call "The New Twin Towers." The committee is a s...
Read full storyC-SPAN Junkie Refused Help
New York -- “What kind of world do we live in?” asked Shelay Dawning, when she was turned down today by Get Straight, a New York City rehabilitation center, and referred instead to the Mental Health Center. “Brian Lamb never writes me back, and I just can’t take it anymore. I live with this 24/7 and I can't get help here? Who are they to tell me I have OCD?” Suggestions for redirect...
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