Yogurt Cultures Unite Against Whole Foods Lobster Ban

Funny story: Yogurt Cultures Unite Against Whole Foods Lobster Ban

Downhome, TX - Fearing that the recent ban by Whole Foods on live lobsters could lead to a broader ban on other living foods, the yogurt cultures in Texas formed a marketing coalition to get the message out that they actually want people to eat them.

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New Ball "Too Bendy" say World Cup Stars

Funny story: New Ball "Too Bendy" say World Cup Stars

The 2006 world cup has already seen some of the greatest goals since sliced bread, and it will be no revelation to football fans that FIFA president Sepp Blatter is hailing the new ball design he himself championed as the reason for the netbusting s...

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Blair says "boo" not merely to Geese, but to a grim assembly of assembled spectral entitie

Funny story: Blair says "boo" not merely to Geese, but to a grim assembly of assembled spectral entitie

Tony Blair today reshuffled his cabinet in an unprecedented shake-up described by one seasoned observer as "akin to the mopping-up of bloody tears using the lank hair of a month-old corpse". Former ghost Iain Duncan-Smith, clearly rattled b...

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Dean Foods Implements "Porta-Potties" for Cows.

Funny story: Dean Foods Implements "Porta-Potties" for Cows.

Denver, CO -As the accompanying photo illustrates, cows can be trained to use the ever popular portable toilets, at least according to Dean Foods. In an attempt to repair their poor public perception in the organic farm community, Dean Foods recentl...

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Bush Announces New "Turf and Serf" program.

Funny story: Bush Announces New "Turf and Serf" program.

In a stunning announcement that confirmed the worst nightmares of many American lunatic fringe groups, President Bush announced a new system of government that will return America to a feudal system.

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