Blair to get new Hellforce One
London - (Associated Mess): The UK civil aviation industry has announced that it is going to club together and buy Prime Monster Tony Blair his very own aircraft. The news comes after Cherie Blair's accountant advised there were buckets of cash...
Read full storyUS Reporters Told to Shape Up
Washington, DC. Stinging from the "gigs" handed to them by the President, the US press corps will voluntarily take action to improve its collective appearance. Spearheaded by the White House cadre, a large group of Washington reporters have been mee...
Read full storyChavs More Likely to go Deaf
Recent research carried out by the University of North Shetlands have found a credible link between Chavs and hearing problems, in particular deafness.
Read full storyGovernment Proposes Pupil Vetting Records
Contrary to what the ludicrously altruistic television commercials may have us believe - that teaching is a wonderful profession, practised in the company of dedicated, intellectually challenging young adults - school pupils are now being subject to...
Read full storyFEMA is very taxing on US
There are two things that are most important in life to me. And I never learned them in any school. They are how to raise a kid, and how to handle money. Congressional investigators have found that Hurricanes Katrina and Rita had $1.4 billion in bogus claims for hurricane relief.
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