Bush Promises Jobs Policing Mexican Border to Displaced Hezbollah Militants
In a surprise move today, President Bush announced a new immigration policy that has stunned the world. Beginning immediately, administration officials say Hezbollah militants displaced by the recent Israeli attacks on the southern border of Lebanon...
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London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Tessa Jowl's beleagured dodgy husband David 'Dark Satanic' Mills was sweating plutonium today following the news that Italian police have discovered the body of Opus Dei banker Gianmario Roveraro who disappear...
Read full storyLatest Celebrity Break-up: Minnie Mouse Dumps Mickey
They made it through the Great Depression, the advent of television, the development of numerous Disney theme parks, and a revolutionized entertainment industry; but rumors are that now it's over. While Minnie was away at Tokyo Disneyland, appar...
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