Sven to step down after World Cup Quarter finals
Following revelations in a Sunday tabloid last week that England football manager Sven Göran Eriksson is swedish and drinks with Arabs, the English FA has announced that England's customary elimination at the quarter final stage of this summers World...
Read full storyMr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race
"Heck no I'm not dead," Pat Butram (Mr Haney) from Green Acres told reporters. Butram went on to say, "That is an outright lie PERPETRATED by my fine opponent the governor of California, Arnold .. Arnold .. What's that fella&...
Read full storyGalactic Invasion Imminent .. Bush Requests Emergency Funds
WMD's? President Bush says "They got em, them alien critters. Real WMD's this time I tell ya!." Congress listened intently for 90 minutes as President Bush spilled the whole can of beans about Roswell, UFO cover-ups, alien...
Read full storyJust Released: Beyond ‘Intelligent Design' Book Exposes Politics of Life
PERTH, AUSTRALIA- Reginald "Rush" Darwin, great-great-great grandson of the father of the theory of evolution announces the publication of a revolutionary alternative to both evolution and intelligent design at an introductory signing event to...
Read full storyBush "Day-Plans" his own Funeral .. White House "Concerned"
"Bury my rotting bloated carcass next to Davey Crockett's rotting bloated carcass."...
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