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Just a ten letter word and what a hell storm was set off. Gotcha. Faster reaction than after Katrina hit. Who's calling the shots? Karl Rove still playing the chess board? You'd think Hillary called the congress, Brokeback Mountain. Chris Mat...
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An Interview with the Closeted Christian Scientists at the Bee Flight Discovery...
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Vice President Dick "Cool Hands" Cheney violently defended the Bush administration's domestic "surveillance" program Thursday, calling it "the essential tool" in monitoring Google, liberals, Greenpeace, nuns, priests and other terrorist organizat...
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The whale spotted swimming up the Thames in central London has been unmasked as part of an undercover surveillance operation by terrorist organisation Al-Godiva.
Read full storyGeorge Bush Sneers At Plankton
WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush has sneered at plankton, the microscopic plants that form the basis of ocean life and which his policies promoting more fossil fuel use and global warming are destroying.
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