Pat Robertson Explodes after Brokeback Mountain wins Golden Globe
Funeral services for Pat Robertson will be held this Friday after the televangelist exploded, witnesses say "in a billion and one pieces" after Denzel Washington announced last night that the Golden Globe winner of best drama was .. Bro...
Read full story$3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice
A shocked nation awoke today to the news of over three and a half trillion dollars in Girl Scout cookies have just up and vanished - completely unaccounted for. "We don't know where they went" parroted a well-groomed Donald Rumsfeld, wiping what app...
Read full storyLaura Bush Defends GOP "Culture of Corruption"
MORONIA (Reuters) -- First Lady Laura Bush has acknowledged the truth of Democratic claims that Republicans are mired in a "culture of corruption" and she said she "wouldn't be glad at all" to campaign for the many sleazebag Republican cand...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney Finally Finishes "The Passion of The Clooney"
According to the Internet Movie Data Base, George Clooney has begun post-production work on the film "The Passion of the Clooney" a movie about his perceived persecution in the media.
Read full storyTaco Bell taps KONG as new talking Mascot
Kong, currently unemployed after his last box office flop filmed his first commercial for Taco Bell. In the commercial we see Kong, after rampaging through lower Manhattan coming upon a Taco Bell, RIPPING the entire structure off it's foundation,...
Read full storyNASA to aid world peace
Today NASA announced its plans to further the cause of world peace.
Read full storyDoctors Re-attach Man's head .. Backwards
(DALLAS) - He may not be able to see where he's going but he sure knows where he's been. Blake Tanner of Dallas Texas became the world's first life-form to have his entire head surgically re-attached after complete dismemberment. Doctors...
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