Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues
DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston to Brad and Angelina: 'Ok .. how'd THAT happen? Eh?'
CNN's Dr Sanja Gupta answered Jennifer Aniston's question on air by explaining the miracle of conception via charts, slides, videos and tastefully done 3D models. "First", said Gupta, "First you have these egg cells in the huma...
Read full story2nd War Between the States Imminent
The south" is going, "We've got the nukes", the "north is going, "we've got the button that LAUNCHES the nukes", CNN is going, "In today's news Civil War bells are tolling loudly as tensions between th...
Read full storyAlito Hearing Degenerates into School Yard Brawl
Washington D.C. -- The Senate Judicial Committee presiding over Judge Samuel Alito's confirmation looked more like a 2nd grade playground than a serious deliberative body as Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass) and Senator Arlen Specter (R-Pa) got into a maj...
Read full storyIran to receive first International ASBO
Following weeks of speculation that the new Iranian government has secretly been stockpiling party poppers and streamers left over from new year celebrations, reports from Tehran have indicated that the regime has also acquired a considerable supply...
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