Surgeons to Join Twins
Nashville, Tennessee - A group of pediatric surgeons at Wonderanawe Hospital, Nashville's premier facility for "outside-the-norm treatments" (according to their website), have announced today that they plan to join a set of identical twins...
Read full storyCIA Develops New Anti-Terrorism Gas
Fort Detrieck, Maryland -- The Central Intelligence Agency today announced the development of a new chemical weapon that works against terrorism. Agent AT (Anti Terrorism) is a chemical that is specifically absorbed by that part of the brain, the RAGE (Rapid Anger Ganglion Elongation) that was discovered only last year by researcher at Harvard Medical School. Using MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging)...
Read full storyCops seize Blair's passport as Cherie tans her cellulite
Downing Street, London - (Ass-o-CIA-ted Mess): Officers from the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Corruption division investigating the bribes-for-honours scam that bagged Lord Levy last month have confiscated Tony Blair's passport, preventing him...
Read full storyExtreme Health & Safety
Following reports that the new £2.1m Greenbank fire service HQ in Plymouth has been built without the traditional "pole" for health and safety reasons, The Spoof has learnt of other instances of PC lunacy that continue to blight poor old Blighty.
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