Rapture Index at meltdown as Feds prepare TheoCon cull
Washington AC/DC - (Asso-CIA-ted Mess): Special agents in the FBI's superstition humbug busting directorate are poised this weekend to enforce a little of their own Biblical Soddom and Gomorrah on the US TheoCon movement that bankrolled the Cuba...
Read full storyEntire US Population Is ‘Sick' Declares Psychiatrist
New York -- In a stunning announcement today, the American Psycho-Practitioners Association (APPA) unveiled a new program that will label the entire US population as a "PTSD Nation." Intended to be their flagship project, the APPA sees great potentia...
Read full storyRice Predicts "Bloodbath Diplomacy" Will bring Democracy to Iraq
Washington, D.C.[/b Condoleeza Rice said that if the Iraqis keep killing each other off, eventually it will get down to only one or two people left, and then it will be much easier for them to come to agreement on everything.
Read full storyInternational Rescue set to intervene in Middle East Crisis
Following calls for a respite in the cross border battle currently raging between Israel and Lebanon, well known Texan oil entrepreneur and giver of democracy to the needy and downtrodden, George W Tracy has decided to step aside from meddling in cou...
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