US to 'Render' Iranian Football Team
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims his country has evidence which proves the US is using its World Cup Squad to hide a CIA Rendition team which is under the leadership of School of the Americas alumni, Bruce Arena.
Read full storyIt's Time to Set The Record Straight on Kim Jong Il
"To be honest, I am sick of the whole thing," says Kim Jong Il when I ask him about the latest round of six party nuclear talks in Beijing. He looks relaxed in his grey slacks, and radiates confidence when we meet in his luxury hideaway in Pyongyang...
Read full storyBoston's "Big Dig" takes a gamble
BOSTON -- The Massachusetts Turnpike Authority (MTA) today announced the unexpected end to closings of tunnel sections in Boston's troubled "Big Dig" highway system. Several tunnel sections have been shut down since July 10, when a three-ton concre...
Read full storyU.S. Astronomers Discover Blogosphere
SAN DIEGO COUNTY, Calif. -- Astronomers, still crestfallen by the death this week of one of the discipline's luminaries, Dr. James Van Allen, were bouyed by news of the discovery of an entirely new extra-planetary domain, the Blogosphere. While...
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(CNN) - "Nuff said" Letterman told last night's studio audience closing with,...
Read full storyU. S. Woman Matched with Dutch Orangutan on Online Dating Website
New York -- Flora Find-a-man (shown here at work), 32, got the shock of her life last week when she hooked up with an orangutan on an online dating website. Flora, a stand-up comedienne (as opposed to a sit-down one), met with a Spoof reporter last...
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