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New York - Not to be outdone by the inventors of the new chewing gum purported to fight tooth decay, contact lens maker Botch & Lame announced its new line of lenses that will "rock your world," as company spokesman Bob Babushka crowed.
Read full storyPinochet calls for alibi as character witness
Santiago, Chile - (AssoCIAted Mess): Charged with the embezzlement of millions of dollars of laundered Saudi funds channelled via British Aerospace slush-fund accounts held in the Riggs Bank in Pyongyang, North Korea, General Augusto Pinochet has ca...
Read full storyPope laments latest Middle East ceasefire
Vatican City - (Associated Mess): In his weekly address to the dwindling masses of his Pontifical Fan Club, Pope Joseph Ratzinger has bemoaned the latest Middle East ceasefire as being un-biblical and called for an immediate resumption of hostilit...
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