Mel Gibson to Have Bris
(Hollyweird--AP) In a stunning public relations move, disgraced Hollyweird Hunk Mel Gibson has agreed to undergo a "Retro-active Bris" to attone for recent vitriolic, anti-Semitic remarks, made during his now infamous DUI arrest. "The remarks I m...
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Dr. Quinn Queasy, a marine researcher of great renown, was enjoying breakfast with his wife when he read about it in his morning newspaper. A global Census of Marine Life had just revealed that there might be more than 10 million types of bacteria (...
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Recent research by UCLA has revealed that the vast majority of Americans are mystified and puzzled by claims that a large, independent country known as Canada exists just a few miles away from some major American cities. The survey, which was admini...
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Tour de France Cyclist Zed Grooverson has given a positive drugs test, his Diamonds In The Sky team has revealed.
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