Dragon Slain in England!
LONDON - Yesterday afternoon was indeed an historic day for the residents of Bramptonshire, a remote village in southern Kent, which until very recently was burdened by the heavy shadow of a malicious and bloodthirsty leviathan of yore. For centurie...
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Read full storyFrance Invades Germany!
It was indeed an historic moment outside of Versailles last week as France prepared a military force-the first one ever fully assembled during peacetime-for a violent march on southern Germany. "Ve are tired of ze mockery!" shouted General Pierre Le...
Read full storyBarbara Bush and City Kittys Flash Truckers for Katrina Survivors
"I want to make sure these truckers get their money's worth, after all it's for a good cause," quotes Former First Lady Barbara Bush as she stands on the LBJ Freeway waving to the truckers.
Read full storyCharles Kennedy Changes Face to Satisfy Liberal Democrats Leadership Requirements
Charles Kennedy has presented an enormous change of leadership style today at the Liberal Democrats press conference. In a clear challenge to the Labour Party style and leadership he metamorphosed into a new, dynamic vibrant and energetic leaping vis...
Read full storyElderly woman finds God in basement
Oakland, Iowa- Rose Brogan a local resident of Oakland, Iowa clams she found God in her basement. Brogan 87, said it all started when a group of Mormon missionaries knocked on her door.
Read full storyVatican to Bar Homosexual Priests
(D.U.H.) In a move to be officially announced within six weeks, the Vatican will bar homosexual men from entering the Catholic priesthood. This is part of the new Pope's movement to purify the Catholic church from within. Benedict is following...
Read full storyTexans Blame Rita's Approach on New Orleans Evacuees, Tell Them to Leave!
Texans are up in arms over the approach of Hurricane Rita, believing that the nasty bitch has followed the New Orleans Evacuees to their state. President Bush released the following statement to the press.
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