Harriet Miers honored by Exodus International and President George W. Bush
WASHINGTON - Having successfully repressed her alleged lesbian urges for ten years in a row, Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers has received a long sought-after certificate from Exodus International Ministries proclaiming her an "official cur...
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"He's never been a judge, but so what! At least he dresses like a Republican" says Bush.
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Queen Elizabeth II, England, has offered to cook up hash browns, eggs and steaming hot coffee as part of an offering to allow the US Good Morning America Breakfast Version of ‘Sin City, a Right Royal Shambles ' to be filmed live in the Palace in a ho...
Read full storyMcCartney's Frog Chorus Fails to Spawn in Bizarre Pop Memorabilia Auction
Paul McCartney's hand written lyrics for "The Frog Chorus" have failed to sell at auction. They were tipped to fetch more than £3.00 when they were offered for sale in at a memorabilia sale in London yesterday. Sotheby's spokesman James Alexander...
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