Harris County Photographer Sets Sights on the Big Time
Sandra Bright, the official photographer of the Harris County Sheriff's Office, has been inundated with job offers for weddings and bar mitzvahs just days after taking Republican representative Tom Delay's booking photograph on Friday.
Read full storyFlurrycane Yolanda, stronger than Hurricane Wilma now forming
(Houston) - NASA meteorological scientists yesterday confirmed the existence of "thermodynamically inverted cyclonic disturbances" (TICD's) which CNN quickly coined, "Flurrycanes". Flurrycanes, theoretical atmospheric aberr...
Read full storyVanderbilt Student Goes One-Up on Edison with LED light bulb
Nashville -- Having "accidentally" discovered the light bulb of the future on his first try, Vanderbilt graduate student Michael Bowers tried an additional 1300 ways to construct his breakthrough "bulb" which consists of a blue L...
Read full storyBush Unable to Form Coherent Thoughts, Says Physician; Physical Health is "Excellent"
President Bush's personal physician today pronounced the president in "excellent" physical health but expressed concern that the president's annual exam once again failed to turn up any evidence that his brain was capable of forming...
Read full storyUSC Wal-Mart to Offer Heiress & MrS Degrees: Paige Lauire
University Park -- WalMart Heiress Paige Laurie cut the ribbon today at Southern California's largest Wal-Mart Supercenter, on the site of the former USC campus. In addition to an auto center, grocery, and outpatient surgical center, the new S...
Read full storyChelsea Clinton to Enter Convent
Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Senator Hillary Clinton and former United States President Bill Clinton, announced today that she has taken vows and will enter a convent. "I have decided that I am no longer up to taking the harsh realities of lif...
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