Cheney admits IRAN and IRAQ spelling very similar to IRA
Washington DC (Riotous) - Aides of Vice President Dick Cheney have issued a hasty statement on behalf of the beleagured ex-Halliburton CEO amid new CIA reports naming Iran as the transit point of Al Qaeda 9/11 operatives:...
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WASHINGTON DC (AP) Doctors at Walter Reed Army Medical Center have reported signficant progress in their efforts to help President George W. Bush appear more like a human and less like a monkey. President Bush has secretly been undergoing speech ther...
Read full storyBritney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler
Last week in Las Vegas the Pop Princess and the most evil man ever to live were secretly wed at the "Lucky Larry" Marriage Chapel.
Read full storyWWE fires entire roster
Stanford,Conn -- In stunning news today, WWE terminated all of it's contracted wrestlers, except for Paul Lavesque, AKA Triple H.
Read full storyParis Hilton's Night with William Hung
Hollywood, CA, U.S.A. - The dream boy of thousands of women has finally lost his virginity to none other than Paris Hilton. William Hung, a huge Ricky Martin fan and admired contestant for American Idol spent "the night in Paris" la...
Read full storyBin Laden announces his retirement
Pakistan. Osama Bin Laden has announced he plans to retire early at the end of the year. The Al Queda chief executive revealed his surprise decision in a taped speech which was broadcast by an Arab news network early on Monday afternoon.
Read full storyArea packrat sill doesn't know what to do with hoard of AOL disks
Greenville, Mississippi -- Since 1994 Nick Russell has been receiving free trial disks from American online. AOL the worlds largest internet service provider has been sending out their trial disks for over ten years.
Read full story80% of NFL Players Gay
The National Football League is refusing to release the results of a survey which could prove more damaging to the NFL than any steroid or drug scandal of the past.
Read full storyChicken Selects Linked to Workplace Violence
OAK BROOK, IL - McDonald's executives today confirmed that sales of the company's new Chicken Selects chicken breast strips are down following their being banned by several major US corporations. The bans have been sparked by several instances of vi...
Read full storyBritney Spears Has Given Birth To A Little Monster
Celebritney Maternity Ward In The Hollywood Hills and Rancho Mirage-Since her brand new little bawl of tears doesn't sleep on the bed of roses Britney laid out for him (complaining about thorny conditions and some other things not worth repeating), d...
Read full storyPosh Spice launches latest autobiography
Posh Spice, the stick-thin shopping machine better known as David Beckham's wife, has launched her latest autobiography - ‘Learning to Sing'. The book, which the footballer's spouse allegedly wrote all on her own, charts her failed attemp...
Read full storyLooming Avian Flu Has Birds Flying the Coop
SPOOFNEWS EXCLUSIVE-Threats of a pandemic of avian flu have put asunder the old adage that ‘birds of a feather flock together.' Fearful that they'll suffer needless genocide at the hands of untrained, uneducated, paranoid general public, birds that n...
Read full storyChinese Dragons Escape from Shenzhou VI and Attack the International Space Station Eating Astronauts
The larger Shenzhou VI was equipped with a secondary orbital module expected to be used to understand more about the endurance of Chinese dragons in space but in a freak accident involving flatulence, the secondary orbital module broke up allowing th...
Read full storyH5N1 Bird Flu Strikes Bad Drivers First
Witchita -- First it was the BTK Killer. Now it's the H5N1 Bird Flu Pandemic striking the residents of this midwestern town. Not confined to children or the elderly, the bird has been flipped to drivers making the slightest driving errors - lik...
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