Tory Leadership Challenger's Hair Fake Says Expert
The hair which has famously propelled Conservative Party leadership contender David Cameron to such prominence in recent weeks was yesterday claimed to be "mostly fake" by a leading expert in the field.
Read full storyFrance surrenders to Muslim extremists.
Almost 2 weeks after militant Muslims started rioting and burning neighborhoods in Paris and over 200 French cities President Jaques Chirac has waved the white flag of surrender.
Read full storyP.M. to K.O. U.K. acronyms A.S.A.P.
Tony Blair wants to initiate a reduction in the O.T.T. use of acronyms across G.B. After recently returning to the U.K. from a top-level meeting with the C.E.O. of B.P. on a B.A. flight from the U.A.E. The P.M. has outlined plans to introduce a b...
Read full storyCitroen and Other European Car-Makers To Sell "Pre-Burned" Cars
PARIS (AFP)-The president of French car manufacturer Citroen has announced that his firm will begin selling "pre-burned" cars to the European market, to prevent them from being torched by immigrant arsonists.
Read full storyWhite House to Market Torture Kit for Children
WASHINGTON (UPI)-To emphasize its claim that the systematic torture of prisoners by the United States army and CIA is not really torture, the White House and Pentagon in cooperation with several American toy manufacturers has released a torture kit f...
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