George Bush Thanks Thousands of Greeters at Summit of Americas
MAR DEL PLATA, Argentina (UPI)-President George Bush visited the Summit of the Americas which opened on Friday here and promptly thanked the thousands of enthusiastic greeters that met him throwing rocks and Molotov Cocktails and vigorously waving ba...
Read full storyDaniel Craig Born to Play James Bond 007
In further efforts to try to repaint history and convince the movie-going public that Daniel Craig was the producer's first and only choice to replace Pierce Brosnan as James Bond, Eon Productions and Sony Pictures have issued a formal statement that...
Read full story"Bogeys" to feature as Olympic sport in 2012
The IOC today announced its decision to grant Olympic status to the game of "bogeys" - made famous by the BBC's very own cheeky chappies, Dick and Dom. With rugby union snubbed by officials yet again the news has caught many British...
Read full storyAnt & Dec charged in Wearside Jack case
Police have charged annoying television presenters Ant and Dec today in connection with a notorious hoax that diverted officers during their hunt 25 years ago for the "Yorkshire Ripper". The alleged entertainers, both from the bitterly c...
Read full storyBush Links Bird Flu to Al Qaeda
Washington, D.C. -- Outlining a 7.1 billion dollar strategy to combat a pandemic influenza outbreak, President Bush on Tuesday said he had "persuasive and incontrovertible evidence" that the rapid spread of the disease known as bird flu ha...
Read full storyWalmart to start selling Gasoline in 3 Liter Bottles
(TULSA) Federal officials are investigating the explosion of Tulsa Walmart #3847 which killed 19 and wounded over 180. Walmart denies that test marketing of it's new, "Bottle o' Petrol" was the cause of the tragedy. Sources say...
Read full storyThanksgiving Turkey-Eating Derailed by Bird Flu Pandemic
Annandale Md -- Scientists at Tyson Foods, Butterball, and the Food and Drug Administration swear the rumor's not true: That one can contract the H5N1 bird flu pandemic from Thanksgiving turkey. Even well cooked, flu virus spread by ingesting...
Read full storyBrad Pitt Nabs Peeping Tom
Actor Brad Pitt captured a peeping tom outside of his Hollywood home. He managed to hold the suspect down until officers arrived and took him away. When the perpetrator was brought to the police station, it was discovered that the peeping tom was r...
Read full storyHome Depot Manager Admits Testing Glue on Store Toilets
Minneapolis -- For gluing two pieces of wood together, there's Elmer's white glue, or Gorilla Glue. For plastics, there's Superglue. For construction purposes, there's Liquid Nails. But what kind of glue do you use for harmless p...
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