Tony Blair bans voting Conservative and drinking in pubs
The British government announced further crackdowns on drinking and voting today in an effort to combat increasing worries over the nation's failure to make its own decisions.
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Former U.S. President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton had an unexpected sexual encounter in New York's Central Park yesterday while walking with his wife Hillary Rodham Clinton. The President had just dismissed reporters when a large,...
Read full storyFashion news - Chinese develop fuller chests
Shanghai -- Believed by most Westerners to be capable only of producing cheap plastic crap sold at Wal-Mart stores, China today shocked the fashion world by sending down the runway a Chinese model equipped with boobs. Sukon Dees, a professional Chi...
Read full storyDumb Questions
We get questions at work all of the time. Most of them are simple, easily answered, intelligent requests from curious people. No one here minds answering those; helping people is part of the job. Many of them, however, fall into the dumb questions category and a few have entered the Hall of Fame. Not all of them are asked by blondes. Comedian Bill Engval makes millions every year doing a rout...
Read full storyNew Orleans Saints to Relocate at End of NFL Season
The New Orleans Saints football team has announced plans to relocate at the end of this football season. The Saints are currently playing games in Baton Rouge and San Antonio, Texas due to the severe damage to their stadium by Hurricane Katrina. Th...
Read full storyNew York Curmudgeon Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Oscar the Grouch of Sesame Street has been named the latest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, over such dignitaries as the new Pope, the U.N. Secretary General, and lots of other self important people. In a statement by selection committee chairman W...
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