President Of Iran Says He Likes Excitement
An Underground Bunker Somewhere---The President of Iran, Mahmoud Abadinejad, shouts, "I hate you. I hate you. I hate you," three times in rapid succession, stamps his feet into the ground and kicks up a cloud of dust. "That is how you deal with sw...
Read full storyJapanese Asteroid Probe Lost in Space
The latest space probe launched by the Japanese Space Agency has been reported "lost in space." The Hayabusa probe was lauched by the Minerva robot towards the asteroid Itokawa to explore the surface and to scoop up samples and bring them...
Read full storyPhiladelphia Eagles Sign New Receiver for Monday Night Football Game
The Philadelphia Eagles have signed a new receiver to replace suspended starter and big mouthed bad boy Terrell Owens. Team officials announced today that The Burger King will start at the position for their Monday Night Football game against their...
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Franchises Her Talents
Monica Lewinsky, former lover of United States President William Jefferson (Bill) Clinton has received the cruelest of punishments. As a child, she was told by her mother, "If you keep making that face, it will stick that way." It did. L...
Read full storyCardboard Box Added to Toy Hall of Fame
The Toy Hall of Fame has a new addition: the cardboard box. It joins the ranks of barbie dolls, GI Joes, Legos and Lincoln Logs in the Hall. Colin Whammo, board member, said that 'The box has long been a favorite plaything of children. We cann...
Read full storyMichael Jackson's Father Reports He'll Leave United States
(AP) The father of pop singer and accused child molester Michael Jackson has reported that his son has possibly left the United States for good and may never return. Mr. Jackson told reporters that, "You drove my boy out with your accusations.
Read full storyPenn and Teller Air New Magic Special
Magicians Penn and Teller will broadcast a new magic special, in addition to their scheduled show in November, where they promise to make anything requested by the audience disappear.
Read full storyChihuahua Sues For Wrongeful Termination
(AP) A chihuahua dog that was the once famous spokesman for the Taco Bell restaurant chain has filed a wrongful termination lawsuit in district court. Attorneys for the animal claims that "they suddenly told him a few years ago that his service...
Read full story'Theory Of Everything' One Step Nearer
Scientists at the ‘London Center For Wires And That' are closer than ever before to formulating a ‘Theory Of Everything' - similar to the elusive ‘Unified Field Theory' sought after by Einstein. The new model, based upon recent work by Hawking and Gr...
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