President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis
WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...
Read full storyDraft Dodgers Putin and Bush Swap Success Stories
What better place for a couple of guys who managed to never put their lives in danger than to joke around at a memorial for millions who did? "Its pretty ironic, isn't it?" laughed Russian fun boy Vlad. "Yeah, me and my buddy George made Commander in...
Read full storyThe Buzz: Hey Waiter, There's a Fly in my Campbell's Soup!
The Daily Swill, Camden, NJ - Reacting to immense shareholder pressure to improve earnings, Campbell Soup Company, the world's largest soup manufacturer, announced the release of three revolutionary new insect flavored soups - Fly Lice, Mantis Noodle...
Read full storyEconomy's signs of life worry Wall Street experts
NEW YORK - A sharp rise in new jobs in April, 2005, may mean that more people will be working for a living, but some economists say this is not good news for stock market investors, many who don't work for a living.
Read full storyBlair: "I wont quit" - resignation imminent
Monday 9th May - London, England. Gordon Brown is believed to readying himself to make the short trip next door after his wife was spotted surreptitiously measuring the curtains at a recent Number 10 bash. Tony Blair's recent dismissal of cries f...
Read full storyPrince Harry's double begins army career - Harry sent to luxury holiday complex
Prince Harry has been smuggled to a luxury Mediterranean complex whilst his double will undertake the gruelling 5 week induction course at Sandhurst. The five-week initiation, described by Sandhurst itself as "five weeks of living hell" would have be...
Read full storyAmerica Wakes Up - Rap Is Dead
Los Angeles, CA - Much to the chagrin of no talent posers and US advertising and recording industry executives, it appears that the music buying public has finally wised up and is no longer interested in purchasing any merchandise that has anything t...
Read full storyPresident Bush's tete a tete with Putin doesn't go well
WASHINGTON. May 9. President George W. Bush and his wife Laura flew back to Washington on Monday from an exhausting, and by all accounts, marginally successful series of meetings and ceremonies throughout Eastern Europe and Russia. The enti...
Read full storyAsk Your Doctor About Umbilicex.
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Paris Hilton are just a few of the big stars who have been taking Umbilicex for years. If you are one of the millions of people who are embarrassed by the appearance of your belly button, prescription strength Umbilice...
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