Donkey Can't Play Piano - Even Unable To Play Chopsticks.
Ireland - Dundalk farmer, Clive Mancini has failed to teach his donkey how to play the piano - not even chopsticks. The pitifully talentless donkey in question is Asses, a 7 year old mare.
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