A pianist keeps own counsel, and hopefully a staff of attorneys
LONDON -- The painfully silent gentleman played a range of music from Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake" to Lennon and McCartney. Beyond that, not too much is known about this quiet man who may be in his 20s or 30s, who may be English or not -...
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TBILISI, Georgia - An agent for the U.S. FBI said a grenade found near the podium where U.S. President George W. Bush gave a speech last week was live but apparently failed to explode due to a malfunction.
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According to a member of Saddam Hussein's legal team, the "Butcher of Baghdad" has begun writing his memoirs from behind bars. We have managed to get a hold of an early draft of these papers.
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Self-styled "God's Commando" Aleksei Anatolli has claimed the fires of hell await the owners of a small rural hardware store for selling him a dud hand grenade.
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