Bill Gates Pledges $250m to World Health Organisation to combat viruses due to Windows XP
Record numbers of people say they are too stressed out to go to work, according to a report out today from the World Health Organisation. Its report comes after recent figures showed that almost 10% of working people were claiming some type of incapa...
Read full storyNo Cure Seen For Exploding Republicans
ATLANTA--Doctors and scientists at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia do not see an imminent cure arising to prevent or slow down the recent plague of exploding Republican politicians that has hit Washington, DC. "We are at a total lo...
Read full storyElmo Breaks Down
New York - Sesame Street resident Elmo has checked into a mental health facility after reportedly breaking down in Oscar The Grouch's bin.
Read full storyMuslims Flushing Newsweek Down Toilets Over Quran Abuse
In reaction to the story that Newsweek magazine ran about the Holy Quran being flushed down a toilet, Muslims in many countries are getting even by jamming copies of Newsweek into their toilet facilities. In Pakistan, a modest man who asked not to be...
Read full storyQueen's Speech: ID election cards must be used to topple Blair's agenda
The Queen's speech today has damned the Blair Government for taking the British people into the dark ages with corruption, disease in hospitals and taxation levels that take away peoples identities and leave them homeless. She announced today at the...
Read full storyWhite House Scramble in Damage Control Exercise after Hacker Cracks Cheney's Home PC
White House officials found themselves scrambling today when it was uncovered that a hacker had successfully accessed Dick Cheney's home computer. The hacker, who has yet to be apprehended, used a Trojan Horse to gain access to Cheney's computer Whi...
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