"Easy! Easy!" says Majority Man Utd Shareholder
Paul Michael Glaser has stunned the world of British football by taking the first steps to become the sole owner of British Premier League Club, Manchester United, by purchasing loads of their shares from a couple of Irishmen.
Read full storyBush Administration Takes Credit For "Curbing" Gang Violence
Major metropolitan and urban areas have been recording a consistent decline in gang activities during the last six months. At first considered to be an aberration, it has now been ascertained that the precipitous drop in gang related crime is a direc...
Read full storyEton Headmaster gets Prince Harry to Redecorate its Royal Academy of Cheating
The Top Notch Eton Royal Academy of Cheating is being repainted in a drive to create a much broader appeal to better potential candidates. Exam grades have been suffering badly in the last few years as teaching standards have clearly fallen through t...
Read full storyParis and Nicole Explore Michael Jackson's Briefs
Leave it to Fox. In a move virtually guaranteed to simultaneously expand its primetime network and cable news viewerships, the self-described "schlock" network has announced a very special May sweeps episode of "The Simple Life: Interns".
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