Greyhound to Capitalize on Un-Bridaled Marketplace
In a hastily arranged press conference on Sunday afternoon, representatives of Greyhound announced new initiatives to attract and service the ‘cold feet bridal' market-wanting to quickly capitalize on the cross-country gaunt made famous by Georgia na...
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CUPERTINO CALIF (AP) Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs unlocked the cage holding a full-grown Bengal tiger and watched as the tiger figured out that the door was now open. The beautiful tiger then leapt out of the cage and pounced upon several dozen comp...
Read full storyGreat Britain: Partner In Axis Of Evil?
LYNCHBURG, VA - Prominent Southern Baptist minister, bon vivant and evangelical wunderkind, Jerry Falwell, recently appeared on Fox News recommending that Great Britain should be included on President Bush's "Axis of Evil" list. He...
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