Falling Indicators Narrowly Miss Greenspan
Alan Greenspan, Chairman of the Federal Reserve for Life, continues to be upbeat about the economy and is spear-heading a new campaign to return consumer confidence. Project, "So, You Think You've Got it Bad?" features chances to win free trip...
Read full storyNational Debt reaches $7,826,689,777,692.15, Bush Plans National Debt Payment Plan
The national debt has been reported to be only $7,826,689,777,692.15 as of the 30th of June, 2005. That's only a couple trillion more than all others countries combined. So what does this mean? It means that, according to the estimated population her...
Read full storyTerrorist alert level raised to extremely high in U.S. after "hilarious" phone call
An unidentified man placed a phone-call to the Oval Office this morning, demanding to talk with the President, "or else".
Read full storySpielberg's ‘War of the Worlds' Turns Americans Into Fearful, Raving Paranoids
MENLO PARK, CA-Americans have been turned into fearful, raving paranoids by the release of Steven Spielberg's remake of the movie ‘War of the Worlds' starring Tom Cruise on June 29, observed Dr. Felix Minderbinder, a Psychiatrist with the Stanford Re...
Read full storyPolitcal Analysts Say Bush is a ‘Lame Duck'
Some are calling him a ‘Quack'. Some say he is the Daffiest and Daftest person to have ever been elected President of the United States. Now, the American people have started Crying Fowl. And political analysts are declaring that George W. Bush is...
Read full storyFashion Police Issue Joint Warrant For Osama bin Laden's Arrest
The Fashion Police, in a joint effort with the Fun Police, have issued a warrant for Osama bin Laden's arrest after repeated violations, apparently caught on tape.
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