Washington To Run Country On Hot Air
In a convoluted, contorted and hard to decipher effort to produce an energy policy, any energy policy, President Bush has proposed running this country on hot air. "It's free. It's overabundant in Washington and we don't have to do much of anything...
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Wednesday. Manchester. UK. Community leaders in Salford, the Manchester suburb, have today announced ambitious new plans to combat the alarming rise in crimes amongst teenage youths.
Read full storyBono Does Africa
"It will be the visible hand of the State that will finally alleviate the curse of poverty from the blighted continent of Africa" , remarked Bono, the lead singer of Irish rock band U2. "I have been assured by Gordon Brown - with w...
Read full storyBush Urges Patience in Iraq War, Explains His Idea of Democracy
FORT BRAGG, NC--President Bush appealed last night to the American people to show patience and resolve in his relentless and brutal quest for Iraqi oil. He acknowledged that the Iraq war is increasingly unpopular, and that Iraq had no links to the Se...
Read full storyBob Dylan drops out, turns on, tunes in to Starbucks
Seattle, WA - Counter-culture icon Bob Dylan joined the ranks of other sixties-era sellouts today by agreeing to further the marketing agenda of mega-trendy four-dollar coffee retailer, Starbucks.
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