
Jimmy Buffet Confesses, "It Was Right Here All Along"
Key West, FLA--Guru of Parrotheads around the globe, Jimmy Buffet, made a shocking confession regarding his signature song, Margaritaville. The confession has stunned fans, promoters and musicians alike.
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George Romero Scheduled for Express Elevator to Oblivion
(Hollywood)--Anyone who doesn't know who George Romero is has either been living under a rock or else is one of the Undead this director used to create his…um…moderately successful "Zombie" franchise. After his release of the cult classic "...
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The Latest Scoop on the Ice Cream Flavor Wars
Tired of being ignored, neglected and out-classed by more exotic alternatives, vanilla, chocolate and strawberry are determined to return to their former glory and melt the competition.
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Public Outrage Kills KKK Detergent Ad
International fury has erupted after the airing of a TV commercial using the Ku Klux Klan to promote a new laundry detergent.
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