Obese Penguin Eats Punxsutawney Phil
On a cold Pennsylvania morning Punxsutawney Phil was waking up from a nice relaxing slumber to his one day of fame every year, Groundhog Day. Each year the critter wakes up as droves of morons flock to the small town to watch a furry cute rodent. If...
Read full storyMichael Jackson to be Enclosed in Bubble During Trial !
SANTA MARIA, California (AP) Judge Rodney Melville ruled today that pop star Michael Jackson would be confined to a large plastic shell "bubble" during his upcoming trial for charges of child molestation. Michael Jackson's lawyer, Thom...
Read full storyFear Factor Exposes Nebraska Town's Dirty Secret
MILFORD, NE --- For three months, Nebraska's cattle industry robber barons had been able to keep a lid on their smelly secret. And if it hadn't been for one of TV's top rating reality shows, no one except the residents of Seward County would have kn...
Read full storyNew study released: Lectures less exciting than experiments.
A new study was released Thursday revealing that lectures are less exciting than experiments. While lectures have students listening to speeches for long periods of time, experiments have them moving about messing with chemicals and living organisms.
Read full storyBush encourages all Iraqis to vote: offers nickel incentive
Bush calls for a huge Iraqi turnout for elections. At the risk of their lives, Bush wants every Iraqi to vote in the upcoming election, and later in any election that could affect Bush in any way. ''The terrorists will stop at nothing to try...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Health Scare
WASHINGTON (AP) President George W. Bush was taken to Walter Reed Army Medical Center today just after his staff finished the morning news briefing. The president was listening to Karl Rove read the main headlines in USA Today - the only paper Mr. Bu...
Read full storyPresident Bush Buys Popemobile on eBay
The White House revealed yesterday that President George W. Bush had purchased the Popemobile during a late night Web browsing session with his twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara.
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