
Weather Delays Hamper Iraq Insurgents' Travel Plans
NEW YORK--With Sunday's election in Iraq just days away, the recent cold weather wave has would-be extremists in the U.S. worried about reaching Iraqi polling stations in time to cause destruction and havoc.
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AARP Throws Support to Legalized Marijuana
WASHINGTON - The American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) will sponsor a smoke-in to promote the group's campaign to legalize marijuana. The weekend event, called the Great American Pot Luck Festival, will be held at Daytona International Speed...
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Guantanamo Four To Release Single
The four Britons freed without charge after questioning by anti-terrorism officers following their release from Guantanamo Bay are to bring out a single next month.
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Mental Arson
STRANGE BEDFELLOWS subtitled "Robespierre & Lenin Redux" or "Mental Arson"...
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Bill Cosby: Paris Hilton Fondled ME!
SHELBURNE FALLS, MA (AP) Speaking to TV news crews on his front lawn, actor - comedian Bill Cosby revealed a shameful episode in his past. "About a year ago, I was entertaining a group of friends at my vacation house in Detroit. Attending the pa...
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Microsoft Acquires Christian Software Firm
Microsoft's CEO Bill Gates announced yesterday that his company had acquired Endtimes! Software, the leading Christian software producer in Alabama. Endtimes!, "the inspired binary word of the Lord," is headquartered in Opp, the center of Alabama's S...
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J.K. Rowlings at the head of Satanic Cult
IRRP(Investigative Radical Right Press)- Found recently, information leading to a live satanic ritual held by a vile organization known as th DOFB (the Druidic Order of the Fluffy Bunnies). Tracking down this "Order" , the IRRP stumbled int...
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