Johnny Carson Dead! David Letterman Panics!
NEW YORK (AP) Upon hearing news of the death of Johnny Carson, David Letterman went into a panic attack and had to be sedated by his physician. "Mr. Letterman is now completely unconscious and will not wake up until next Thursday," said the...
Read full storyThe Importance of Following a Strict School Curriculum
It has come to my attention that there are actually some children out there who want to "home school" and don't understand the value of following a school curriculum. Here is an open letter to any child who feels that the school curriculum is not important: There can be no question that following a strict curriculum helps to prepare you for adult life. I, for one, am grateful...
Read full storyWoman Charges Cosby with Unfunny Assault
"I got dizzy right after I ate the Jell-O pudding pop, then everything became a blur," says Andrea Constand, 31, who has charged comedian Bill Cosby, 66, with making "unfunny advances" toward her in his Philadelphia mansion last year. Constand, curre...
Read full storyPresident Wins Alfalfa Club Speech Contest
WASHINGTON - Despite a heavy snow storm and a sore throat suffered when he almost choked on his inauguration speech, President George W. Bush braved a limousine ride through Washington streets to attend the annual Alfalfa Club dinner. Founded in 1913...
Read full storyCondoleezza Rice to star in Aunt Jemima biopic
HOLLYWOOD - Condoleezza Rice today announced she has accepted the starring role in Jemima Power, the upcoming biopic centering on the life and times of America's best-recognized pancake lobbyist, Aunt Jemima.
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