Town Celebrates Twelve Days of Christmas With Book Burnings
PEQUOT, SD --- It began ten years ago, when Pastor Brian Frank of Pequot's Christ Anger Church during one of his sermons tore the Song of Solomon out of his Bible, exhorted the congregation to do the same, and burned the offensive verses right in fro...
Read full storyGiant Snake Crawls Up Dryer Vent, Eats Entire Family
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - An entire family has apparently gone missing, seemingly swallowed up by a giant African Congo snake that somehow entered their home by way of a dryer vent. Neighbors called police after the family failed to take in their newspape...
Read full storyScientists Discover "Big Bang" Destroyed Universe
OAHU, HAWAII - Reversing the widely accepted view that the Big Bang created the universe, some 10 to 20 billion years ago, astrophysists now believe that the Big Bang actually destroyed the universe, some 10 to 20 billion years ago.
Read full storyScottish soothsayers claim Queen will drop dead tomorrow
Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Associated Mess) Pandemonium is reported to have erupted among the communities living along the shores of Lock Ness today amid reports that a band of wise old Scottish radical feminists - so cruelly lambasted by the Pop...
Read full storyAmber Frey Dating Again!
CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...
Read full storyPfizer's Move to Patent Drug Side Effects May Backfire
NEW YORK - Pfizer Inc., in a bold effort to shore up falling profits, has applied for patents on the most common side effects of prescription medications: headache, nausea, vomiting, irritability, runny nose, diarrhea, back pain, dizziness, shortness...
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