Pope Seeks New Role
The Vatican has said Pope John Paul will remain in hospital for a few more days, as he decided to rest up whilst his upholstered wheelchair is sent back to FIAT for its annual service.
Read full storyPaychecks To Be Distributed By Wall Street and Allocated to Savings Accounts
Washington, DC--Effective with the next payroll cycle, all American employees who work for companies employing more than 50 people, and who are registered Democrats who voted for John Kerry, will no longer receive their paychecks as a "block gra...
Read full storyPolitical Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form
(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...
Read full storyCivil Libertarians Protest Joint CIA-Wal Mart Venture to "Rescue" Hubble
LANGLEY, W.VA. --- Protesters continue to flock to CIA Headquarters in Langley, West Virginia in the wake of alleged plans leaked to the media by the Central Intelligence Agency and Wal Mart to restore the ailing Hubble telescope. According to secret...
Read full storyGlue Comes Unstuck
Twelve goals in just two games have now sped past the Old One Two's beleaguered goalkeeper fuelling reports that he is considering retirement. Player Manager Sir Kerr MacRae has repeatedly supported the rotund keeper who last years ball stoppi...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) The large crowd of people gathered in front of San Francisco General Hospital hoping to get in to visit Paris Hilton swelled to thousands more as word got out that entertainer Michael Jackson was up on the third floor visiting his...
Read full storyGod Reveals Details of Medical Clearance for Terrell Owens
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Following the Philadelphia Eagles loss to the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, the Lord God the Father Almighty admitted that He had cleared Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens to play in the game. "For sure I was busy last...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Exposes Buttock at Superbowl Halftime
JACKSONVILLE, FL --- Superbowl Security failed to react quickly enough as former superstar and accused pedophile Michael Jackson raced across Alltel Stadium's football field to the fifty yard line. Then, in full view of the nearly 80,000 terrified st...
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