Gillette Shaving Revolution
The fiercely competitive marketplace of men's cosmetics was rocked this week by Gillette's announcement that it intends to launch a new range of shaving products based on their "S-Aim" technology.
Read full storyIraq Named #1 Tourist Destination
Baghdad, Iraq- The World Tourism Organization has rated Iraq #1 among tourist destinations this year, ousting out tourism hot spots such as Cancun, the Bahamas, Hawaii, and Pakistan. The rating has said to be because of the friendly locals, th...
Read full storyChicken vs. Pork - Who's Whiter?
A new marketing campaign for chicken products was announced at the annual meeting of the Poultry Producers and Supporters Advocacy Group of America, Canada and Mexico (aka PPSAGACM) this past weekend. In an effort to counteract the effect of marketi...
Read full storyWar with Finland
In the wake of the mounting debt due to the war in Iraq and national security, President Bush has decided to declare war on Finland. So far as we know, Finland is not presenting any type of threat to the United States and is not harboring any terrori...
Read full storyCompanion Animal Sick Of Human
BROOKLYN - In a carefully crafted tirade sent to the New York Times, Snickers, a domestic short hair cat, vented years of pent-up rage at his biped, or human, companion.
Read full storyPentagon Spends $1 Billion for a Hammer
WASHINGTON D.C. Burried in a recently passed $419 Billion defense authorization bill, analysts have found an outlay for $1 billion for a HandyTools household hammer. The hammer, which is needed to pound in some nails, in the oilfields of Ira...
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