Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton
Paris, France---Rick Hilton, father to the vivacious Paris and Nicky, and better half to Kathy and behind the scenes business advisor and show biz guru to Nicole, has decided he wants to speak up for Hilton Hotels, as a way of increasing brand recogn...
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In what is being perceived as one more step towards the total and absolute mechanisation of contemporary civilisation, inventors in Japan have come up with a machine intended to replace the need for human retailers in shops. Dubbed a "Vending Machine...
Read full storyChirac, Schroeder, Putin To Visit Camp Casey
In an attempt to further show their united contempt for the war in Iraq, and not missing the golden opportunity to further needle George W. Bush, the leaders of France, Germany and Russia will fly in separate planes to Crawford, Texas or as near as...
Read full storyBush 'Mulling Options' for War Against Cindy Sheehan
CRAWFORD, TX -- President George W. Bush is "mulling options" for a possible military strike against Cindy Sheehan, said one of his top political aides.
Read full storyPrime Minister Blair To Check Out Prison Complaints
London, England---Prime Minister Tony Blair has been informed of numerous, vocal complaints about British jails, with people comparing them to Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay, two infamous American prison hideaways.
Read full storyTyson Foods: Parts is Parts
Arkansas -- Tyson Foods today announced that the labeling of chicken parts as "white meat" and "dark meat" would come to an immediate end. The announcement came as the result of an agreement with the Department of Agriculture fol...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Sends Cindy Sheehan A Peace Offering
CRAWFORD, TEXAS (UPI)-President George W. Bush has sent Cindy Sheehan a peace offering even though he refuses to meet with the grieving mother and the First Lady who are protesting the US war in Iraq at "Camp Casey," the name given to Sheehan's encam...
Read full storyWorld Bank's Wolfowitz to President Bush: Bomb Cindy Sheehan
Washington, D.C. -- In an effort to curtail the threat to Bush's poll numbers by Cindy Sheehan, the former Deputy Secretary of Defense, who now runs the World Bank, Paul Wolfowitz, urged the President to begin dropping bombs on Cindy Sheehan'...
Read full storyWall Street Journal discovers "Get Rich Quick" formula that really works
298 residents of Baytown Virginia are laughing all the way to the bank after they downloaded and tried Walter Langer's limited edition e-report, "Get rich tomorrow morning". Langer, wanting to prove that his new money making formula wo...
Read full storyIslamic Jihad, U.S. Army Share Recruiting Problems
Somewhere in Iraq - Omar Myamar, head of recruiting for Islamic Jihad sat down today with recruiters from the United States Army to discuss potential solutions to their shared problem: A shortage of volunteers. Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North pu...
Read full storyOh, Doctor! What's Wrong with YOU?!
CHICAGO-A local woman who for years was looking for health care in all the wrong places turned to litigation to cure what ailed her and uncovered a massive medical fraud scheme.
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