Jar Jar Binks Found Dead!
It was confirmed by a coroner that Jar Jar Binks was found dead in a sewer drain on the Planet-spanning city of Coruscant. Toxicology results showed high levels of spice and cocaine in his blood stream. Though the levels were extraordinarily high, it...
Read full storyBrown & Letwin Clash Round the Bike Sheds
Conservative Shadow Chancellor, Oliver Letwin was said to recovering well after allegedly being beaten in a brawl with Gordon Brown.
Read full storyNew Reality TV Show for Britney Spears
Self-absorbed pop star Britney Spears and her "new husband" Kevin Federline, will soon be appearing on a six part reality TV show chronicling the personal love story between Spears and Federline through exclusive, never-before-seen private home video...
Read full storyVatican Admits "Weekend At Bernie's" Influence
In an admission that was becoming obvious to the world, the Vatican finally acknowledged that their treatment of the deceased pontiff was indeed adapted from the popular movie "A Weekend At Bernies". The hit movie depicted two young men who's boss ha...
Read full storyNew 'Star Wars' Trailer Revealed
Des Moines, Iowa - Charles Bowles is a long distance truck driver. He is also a rabid Star Wars fanatic. Today, Bowles is standing beside his brand new rig, "Millennium Truckin'." Inspired by a DAF 95XF he saw sporting Star Wars themed artwork at...
Read full storyPaisley and Adams Reveal Friendship
The Reverend Ian Paisley surprised many commentators today when he revealed that he and Gerry Adams were firm friends.
Read full storyApril Showers to last May, June, July
Hope sprang eternal earlier this month when the weather set an unprecedented example of being sunny for longer than the average 3.2 hours. Still, meteorologists are warning Fife residents not to get ‘too comfortable' and should instead start thinkin...
Read full storyPrince Charles Smuggles Bomb into Newspaper Headquarters
Loyal readers of the popular ‘Sun' newspaper were reeling from the shock revelation that Prince Charles and an ugly female accomplice had breached security at one of the most important British institutions.
Read full storyChina's Secret Textile Plot: Exposing the United States to Embarrassment.
The United States has uncovered a sinister plot by what one member of the Bush Administration termed "those perfidious running dog wannabes", in other words the Peoples Republic of China, to flood the US market with Chinese manufactured textiles and...
Read full story'Star Wars' Fans in Wrong Galaxy
Pasadena, Calif. - A growing number of Star Wars fans are reaching an uncomfortable conclusion: they are living in the wrong galaxy and at the wrong time. Master Fleet Starman [a.k.a. Peter Warren], is one of these people.
Read full storySchwarzenegger to leave Governorship for Tarantino's World War II Epic?
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Actor-turn-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger has decided to leave politics behind in favor of joining Quentin Tarantino's World War II epic. Arnold who made this staggering news yesterday had this to say :...
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