Apple Sues to Stop Leaks -- Bill Says "Whaaat?!!"
LOS ANGELES, CA - Apple Computer, Inc. (AAPL) has recently demanded that three websites reveal to the company the source of their information. The sites in question - ThinkSecret.com, PowerPage.org, and AppleInsider.com - cater to people who use or...
Read full storyHometown Hero Mary Helen McFlugle
Punxsutawney, PA. Local woman says the Internet has given new meaning to her life. Mary Helen McFlugle of Pine Street, Punxsutawney has found a new purpose in life- helping others in chat rooms and forums on the Internet.
Read full storySoothsayers warn: Almighty's wrath on Pope's secret sister, next on the coffin list
Vatican City, Sunday 3 April, 2005 - (Rioters) Italian soothsayers warned today that the wrath of the Almighty will be upon the peoples of the Earth unless world politicians repent right away and open up the security and intelligence files they have...
Read full story"Abused" Infant Simulators Prompt Free Birth Control Supplies
PEQUOT, SD --- Two years ago, Pequot High School faced a record number of teen pregnancies. Concerned school board and PTA members decided to educate their troubled youngsters, purchasing fifteen computerized "infant simulators" and an award-winning...
Read full storyBrad Pitt Pregnant
The Oxro Clinic of Finland has contacted Brad Pitt announcing they have successfully made mothers out of guys. This one step procedure would produce a child in nine months without the need of Jennifer Aniston. Let her pursue her fledgling career. No...
Read full storyCalculator flaw blamed for all mechanical failures
All structural and mechanical failures in the world over the past 32 years have been traced to a fault in the multiplication feature on calculators.
Read full storyGeorge Bush and the White House: Maybe It Was Iran, After All
The White House admitted today in the face of the WMD Commission's report that it may have been slightly mistaken about the fact that Iraq had anything to do with the September 11 Attacks on New York, Washington, D.C. or the downing of United Air...
Read full storyWal-Mart Blown to Smithereens!
SPRINGFIELD, FL (AP) A massive explosion brought down the local Wal-Mart early this morning. The blast left a large gaping hole in the ground where Wal-Mart had been doing business for the past 7 years. Fire Department Chief Max Hosing said, "This ap...
Read full storyCan Krispy Kreme turn you GAY? Asks Jerry Falwell
Today while addressing his Television flock of millions. The Reverend Jerry Falwell posed the question: Do Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, turn people Gay? This analogy comes three year's after he stated on his television program that "Tinky Winkey" the purp...
Read full storyArea man attempts Contact High
Riverside Iowa- John Henry proclaimed loudly to neighbors, that even thought an entire amount of an un-known narcotic was lost to a neighborhood bonfire it would not be lost to him. "Don't worry watch this," Henry said. It was then that Henry alleged...
Read full storyPope John Paul Biography
Vatican City -- The brilliant tenure of Pope John-Paul 2nd has come to an end, and the Spoof would like to join in the celebration of his life and accomplishments by publishing the following 1978 interview of Karol Wojtyla, then simply known as the C...
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