Bush Administration Poised To Introduce Radical New Social Reform
WASHINGTON, DC-- In an attempt to guarantee equal opportunities for each and every one of its citizens, regardless of age, race, socioeconomic status, intelligence, attractiveness or ability, the Bush administration is about to release the details of...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush presents Religious McCarthyism Award to Senator Bill Frist
WASHINGTON - Having created and signed into law last April the McCarthy Patriot Act, President George W. Bush has finally named his first recipient for the Religious McCarthyism Award: Senate majority leader Dr. Bill Frist. "Dr. Bill Frist is a sh...
Read full storyItalian Government Clears Killers of J. F. Kennedy, US Soldiers Shoot Italian Agent in Revenge
The US Administration has reacted furiously to the Italian Government announcement that it has cleared the Italian hit men killers of John F. Kennedy. The men who have been in hiding for over the last 40 years in Sicily have been given a full pardon...
Read full storySaudi Arabia vows to boost Sunscreen oil production - but Kyoto would prefer Americans lose weight
Saudi Arabia, the world's leading Sunscreen oil exporter and producer has announced a $50 billion plan to massively expand its Sunscreen oil production in what U.S. officials described as a ‘very ambitious' attempt to stem the boiling oil prices...
Read full storyDali Lama Jailed For Hit And Run
The Tibetan Buddhist spiritual leader and living God is languishing in a Peruvian jail on charges of hit and run. Shocked Tibetan officials received the news by text message. It is thought that the Peruvian smoke signal machine had broken down after...
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