The Tibetan Buddhist spiritual leader and living God is languishing in a Peruvian jail on charges of hit and run. Shocked Tibetan officials received the news by text message. It is thought that the Peruvian smoke signal machine had broken down after over use during the Papal election campaign, so the Police had to resort to using modern day technology.
The international scandal came about after an American tourist was visiting Machu Picchu, the historical sacraficial home of the Inca's. Mary-Lou ( Ginger )Goldstien (27) is recovering in hospital from a deepcut to her knee, in the capital, Lima. Ginger told our reporter, " I was crossing the road and this red llama came out of no where and knocked me over " " Im not stupid I did look left before I crossed the road." " I was on my knees trying to get up, people were laughing and saying, on your marks, get set, go " It was explained to the ailing Ms Goldstien that in Peru people drive on the left, so she should have looked right before crossing the road.
The Machu Picchu police department instigated a full search for the rogue llama. After questioning a quiet educated man dressed in red robes, the police made the huge blunder. They imediately arrested the Dali Lama and threw him into jail, without trial. A Police spokesman said, " he was the only person in the area with the name of Lama, how on earth can we charge a llama with hit and run?"
Shortly after the hit and run incedent, it is thought that a party of British llama's where seen leaving the area. One eye witness said " I saw a group of llama's laughing and drinking beer" " one llama had red hair and was shouting, on your marks, get set, go." Peruvian authorities confirmed that a group from the UK were visiting the area, but were hearded up and escorted from the Inca site after they were caught playing football in the sacrificial temple.
Our reporter in London tried to interview the returning llama tourists about the hit and run incedent. Billy Jones the redheaded llama said " I didnt see a thing, can you help me please, I have lost my white stick ." On leaving it is thought that Jones laughed and shouted, on your marks, get set, go.
