Jackson Hypnotises Courtroom
Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, but right into my eyes. Those are the words that reportedly hypnotised the jury in the Michael Jackson court case. The shocking scenes were reported by blind reporter Billy " can you help me please " J...
Read full storyAndy Lam - Scientist
Today, I was riding in my hot air balloon when I chanced look o’re the side with my spyglass. Far below (and yet seemingly near thanks to the special characteristics of the device’s optics) I espied two dogs frolicking in a grassy meadow. As the two scamps chased one another and tumbled through the spring flowers, I noted that they from time to time paused in their play to consume some chl...
Read full storyBoston Area Pub Patrons Puzzled By Peer's Passage to Papacy
BOSTON HAROLD -- Denizens of a cheerful alcoholic den of iniquity located in a quaint brownstone neighborhood in downtown Boston, can be found scratching their heads in puzzled wonder at the recent appointment of one of their own as the new pope...
Read full storyPope Stole My Name - Class Action Law Suit Set To Follow
Benny Hinn today claimed that Pope Benedict XVI had stolen his name in an effort to confuse worshippers of the Benny Hinn Ministries into following the Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic Church and thus improving their falling attendance figures. The cl...
Read full storyNew Pope Insists Japanese Emperor offers Hari Kari to appease Chinese and as Apology for War Crimes
Around the world, a billion Catholics were wondering where their new Pope would take them and it did not take long for a Pope with uncompromising views to strike out. The Japanese Emperor has been ordered to commit Hari Kari as an appeasement to the...
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Frustrated with the complete and total incompetence of the federal government, the province of British Columbia removed itself from the rest of Canada earlier today. At 4:20 pm, Premier Gordon Campbell made the announcement that British Columbians &q...
Read full storySteinbrenner Hires George Costanza as Manager of Yankees
After being swept by the Baltimore Orioles, New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner abruptly fired manager Joe Torre and replaced him with fictional "Seinfeld" character George Costanza.
Read full storyPope Benedict XVI issues first edict-the Vatican must move
Vatican City-Pope Benedict XVI made his first public appearance today, acknowledging the throngs of faithful from the balcony of the papal apartment. Amidst all the mutually heartfelt joy, though, came a bombshell-the Vatican is moving.
Read full storyBush, bin Laden, Praise Benadik XVI
Radical world leaders of all persuasions expressed joy and hope at the erection of Pope Benadik XVI. "Radicalism is definitely in" shouted an ecstatic Osama bin Laden. "Just when we feared that patience, understanding and listening to others was...
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